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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Kraken Deal Andre Burakovsky To Chicago - NHL.com

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

How can you determine if your therapist has crossed professional boundaries and become too emotionally invested in your relationship as a patient/client?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Chinese-Owned Company Halts Work on Factory to Make Batteries in U.S. - WSJ

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Totaka’s Song, one of Nintendo’s longest-running Easter eggs, found in Mario Kart World - Nintendo Everything

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Signals detected from Antarctic ice seem to defy laws of physics. Scientists search for answer - KSL News

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

No go.

No, not a chance

Andrew Tate said the covid is a scam and only dorks get vaccinated. Is it true?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Then came..